Quoted from Reader's Digest (http://www.rdasia.com/).
My favourite is the last quote...
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from,
if you go "Hey, man, women are crazy",
you've got a friend.
~Chris Rock~
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man
is when he's a baby.
~Natalie Wood~
According to Modern Bride magazine,
the average bride spends 150 hours planning her wedding.
The average groom spends 150 hours going 'Yeah, sounds good.'
~Jay Leno~
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
~Dorothy Parker~
Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.
~Billy Crystal~
A woman without a man
is like a fish without a bicycle.
~Gloria Steinem~
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
~George Carlin~
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