Again, taken from Reader's Digest (http://www.rdasia.com/)...
My favourite is the one by Jean Paul Richter...
Have you ever noticed?
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a moron.
~George Carlin~
Why do they call it rush hour
when nothing moves?
~Robin Williams~
A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
~Bob Hope~
A perfect parent is a person
with excellent child-rearing theories
and no actual children.
~Dave Barry~
Mobile phones are the only subject on which man boast about
who's got the smallest.
~Neil Kinnock~
For sleep, riches and health to be truly enjoyed,
they must be interrupted.
~Jean Paul Richter~
Man is the only animal that blushes.
Or needs to.
~Mark Twain~
Polite conversation is rarely either.
~Fran Lebowitz~
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