Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous-

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams-

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings-

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney-

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P.Jones-

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

-Unknown-

If you pick up a starving dog and make it prosperous, he will not bite you;

that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain-

Dogs are not our whole life;

but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras-

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket

and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret-