Mad Cow Disease

Got this forwarded email from a well-respected senior whom I only got to know him better after he retired. Weird how sometimes you are never close to each other when you always see each other, but you feel the connection when you no longer meet each other...

 
Which reminds me of this Albert Einstein quote:
"There are two ways to live a life,
One is to live as though nothing is miracle,
While another one is to live as though everything is a miracle."

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You just can't argue with logic like this. Makes good common sense.
You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

Reporter:
I am here to collect information on the possible causes of Mad Cow disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
Farmer:
(staring at her) Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
Reporter:
(obviously embarassed) Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer:
Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter:
Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
Farmer:
I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?

Needless to say, the TV interview was never aired...
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I know... epic right? I couldn't understand it in the first place. I only get the meaning after reading thrice.