Man: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Woman: You wear pants don't you?
Man: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
Woman: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
Man: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
Woman: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Man: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Woman: I don't know; it has never happened.
Man: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Woman: They have boyfriends.
Man: What do you call a woman who knows of her husband's whereabouts every night?
Woman: A widow.
Man: Why are married women heavier than single women?
Woman: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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